Back in the ’80s, there was a slick and sexy new show called Miami Vice. It starred Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas. It was popular, I think, partly because of Reagan’s renewed attempt at the US “War on Drugs“. Having a TV show about the guys that take out the big bad drug lords was a popular choice and it worked. Millions tuned in to watch Sonny and Rico drive their sexy new Ferrari Testarossa around the Miami area and beat some bad guys. They started a whole bad craze of men wearing a light but boxy blazer over a T-shirt, and sales of deck (or boat) shoes skyrocketed. This was likely the biggest fashion shift for men in years (face it, we aren’t usually as stylish as women).
That was in the good ‘ole days, when the USSR was breaking up
and nuclear bombs started to be distributed around the globe. This is now. This is the time when really bad nostalgia movies are made. Now, I did like the Starski and Hutch movie, but it was well done. Miami Vice was not. There are a few opinions to the contrary, but I doubt if these people have enough brain cells for basic bodily function. Its too bad, too, as I, along with many others who remember the TV series fondly were looking forward to seeing it. One would think that with actors of the caliber that Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrrell are, this movie wouldn’t stand a chance of being bad. Bit, it was. “Why am I bashing this fine movie?”, you ask. Its because this movie almost was good, but it fell short. There were too many dark scenes, and I hate movies that never see light, unless they’re about creatures in a tunnel. The subject material was presented in a much more gritty and realistic way than in the TV series. I don’t think that this was a good thing. I bet that many people brought their kids to see the show and were disappointed that it was so graphic. But, the thing that clinched it for me, was how one had to pay attention so closely to keep up on what was going on. If the plot wasn’t so dependant on detail, then the movie would have been ten times as entertaining. If this movie were to be rated on a scale of 1 to 10, then I’d have to give it a 4. Sorry, guys, but this movie didn’t even remotely feel like Miami Vice.