If you’re not watching CSI tonight, you’re missing out big time.
Her are a few things that my “fans” from the splogs have said about my site:
- It is a member of the site
- I really do like this place
- Save time by hitting
- Hello, nice site look this
- very well made it .All information on this site is represented
- Hello, nice site look this
- Very good site! I like it! Thanks!
- Cool site!
- That was a very nice post, I’m proud of you!
- Your site was so interesting and informative I had to call a friend to tell her about it. Great work
I’m so happy to get these encouraging “back pats” from such respected commenters as “Buy Diazapam”, “Cheap Handbags”, “Cheap Cigarettes”, and “Discount Viagra”.
Thanks! for all! the encouraging! words!
There, that should make a new honey pot for the comments to hone in on.
I couldn’t resist adding this one, as it shows genuine concern for my well being!
- Perfect work. Great site. Add more pictures. It’ll make your site more attractive.
I see script related errors occasionally on sites that use WP when I browse from work, as there’s a corruption somewhere as a result of too many patches. Microsoft is aware of it and the solution is to “repair” the browser. I read the KB article a while back. I don’t have admin rights on these machines and I don’t care, so I don’t fix them - they don’t slow me down for my work. But, I got this error when I tried to get tag suggestions through the UTW tag button in the write panel:
Now, that’s funny! I did not make this up.
I got this in an email and had to share:
In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below. About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck, Oklahoma. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver’s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ‘drive’ and hit the gas. The car’s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to ‘Pull over!’ The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour. Who says Troopers don’t have a sense of humor?
Some companies go the extra mile when thinking of how to catch your attention. I wish that there was a source for a video to watch, but this seems to be a new commercial. I just saw on TV a commercial for the Real Estate company REMAX. It started with a guy saying to a gal in a very crowded apartment, full of plants, etc, that she needed more space. POOF! They were in space with space suits and all (dog too). She says, “Great view, but I’d like something with more atmosphere!”. POOF! They’re back on earth. I don’t know about you, but I love it when a pun is delivered correctly.
From an email I just received:
One Sunday morning a young mother and her four year old daughter were sitting proudly in the first pew at church, listening raptly to the minister passionately deliver his weekly sermon.
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a positively rapturous look on his upturned face, “Without you, we are but dust…”
He would have continued but at that moment the little girl, who had been listening very carefully to the swelling oratory, leaned over and asked her mother quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?”
The minister was never quite able to recover the congregation after that.
…more fodder for the splogs from MrCorey…
I just finished watching the 8 slices of the William Shatner roast on YouTube. If you don’t mind a bit of bawdry and raucous humor, you have to check this show out, as its going to make you piss your pants laughing. There are no holds barred and its a great testament to this great Montreal-born icon of the screen (text, and song…)
If you can’t get the video to start, try this link (and don’t forget to watch all 8 pieces).