Tagged and Bagged: car, silly
A joke from my inbox:
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in, and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, “A folding bottle.” She said, “Okay, what do you call it?”
“A Fottle.” “What else do you have?”
“A folding carton.” “What do you call it?” “A Farton.”
She sniggered and said, “Those are silly names for products, and one of them sounds kind of crude.”
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket
Hahaha! I usually roll my eyes
at these silly jokes but that one definetely tickled my funny bone!! Good one! And a way to say FCC censored words without actually uttering them!
You know that joke is funny for two reasons! The first being that following the naming scheme leads to a bad word. But the second reason is that if he uttered that bad word when he walked out it would make perfect sense and describe his emotional state at the time! That added timing and double meaning to the joke is what made it funny! Now that I have analyzed it to death it is no longer funny! muahahahaah
Nope! Wrong! Its still funny!