A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there
is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air, and hands it back.
Oh my , I am so sorry, ” the woman says as she
pops her eye back in place.
“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, “
she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with
all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!!
Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
“You know, ” he said, “you are the perfect
woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you meet? “
“No, ” she replies. . . . “
Wait for it.
It’s coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?
and…
She says:
“You just happened to catch my eye.”
OH! Booooooooo!
LOL!
LMAO!!!!