Another Opinion Among Many

Artery…………………..The study of paintings
Benign………………….What you be after you be eight
Bacteria………………..Back door to cafeteria
Barium………………….What you do with dead folks
Cesarean Section…..A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan………………..Searching for the cat
Cauterize………………Made eye contact with her
Colic……………………A sheep dog
Coma…………………..A punctuation mark
D&C……………………..Where Washington is
Dilate…………………..To live longer than your kids do
Enema…………………Not a friend
E.R. …………………….U.M., A.H.
Fester………………….Quicker than someone else
Fibula………………….A small lie
Genitals……………….Non-Jewish people
G.I.Series…………….World Series of military baseball
Hangnail………………What you hang your coat on
Hospital………………The biggest building in town, other than Joe’s
feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill
Impotent………………Distinguished, well-known
Labor Pain……………Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff…………A doctor’s cane, sometimes shown with a snake
Morbid…………………A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates………………..Cheaper than day rates
Node……………………I knew it
Outpatient……………A person who has fainted
Pap Smear…………..A fatherhood test
Pelvis………………….Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative………A letter carrier
Recovery Room…….Place to do upholstery
Rectum………………..Darn near killed him
Secretion…………….Hiding something
Seizure……………….Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section
Tablet…………………A small table
Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the train station
Tumor…………………More than one
Urine………………….Opposite of mine
Varicose……………..Nearby